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Dougal: "Чи можу я залишитися піднятим цієї ночі, щоб подивитися жахливий фільм?" Ted: "Ах, ні, ні, ні. Останнього разу, коли ти залишався піднятим, щоб подивитися жахливий фільм, ти виявився змушений спати у моєму ліжку. Мені б не було шкода, якби це був принаймні жахливий фільм."

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<li>A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”</li>
<li> I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there. Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? </li>
<li>They always take things literally. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. Local man killed by falling piano. It will be a low key funeral. </li>
<li>I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils. </li>
<li>Sergeant Deegan: “God, this reminds me of Vietnam.” Ted: “Were you in Vietnam, sergeant?” Sergeant Deegan: “Ah, no no, I mean, you know, the films.</li>
<p>”Mrs Doyle: “It doesn’t matter what day it is, Father. There is always time for a nice cup of tea! Didn’t our Lord Himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving Himself up for the world?”</p><p>7. Dougal: “I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I’m going to turn into a big giant egg.” Ted: “I think that process has already begun.”</p></ol>


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1. A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”
2. I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there. Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
3. They always take things literally. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. Local man killed by falling piano. It will be a low key funeral.
4. I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils.
5. Sergeant Deegan: “God, this reminds me of Vietnam.” Ted: “Were you in Vietnam, sergeant?” Sergeant Deegan: “Ah, no no, I mean, you know, the films.
”Mrs Doyle: “It doesn’t matter what day it is, Father. There is always time for a nice cup of tea! Didn’t our Lord Himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving Himself up for the world?”

7\. Dougal: “I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I’m going to turn into a big giant egg.” Ted: “I think that process has already begun.”

Dougal: “Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film? ” Ted: “Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn’t mind, but it wasn’t even a scary film. ”